I know your thinking…. “Surely, you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley”
My issues with pumpkin
I haven’t posted any pumpkin recipes… not that there is a need for one. Just about every food blogger in the universe has something to offer you which contains that gourd-like squash that I would rather use to carve into something freaky, stick in a light and put on my front step to scare people away..
I wish I could make something for y’all.. maybe a nice pumpkin spice bread or pumpkin pie.. but it’s a requirement that I taste what I post on here..
and I think I told you that don’t like pumpkin..
You see..It started with an term of endearment.. My boyfriend in the 10th grade used to call me pumpkin.. until one day he didn’t meet me at my locker so I went looking for him. Only to discover “my” boyfriend outside kissing some girl and calling her pumpkin…
I’ve hated them ever since…
So unfortunately there won’t be any pumpkin recipes on here, maybe in the future I’ll get someone to guest post about pumpkins and such… but in the meantime.. let me make it up to you..